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Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!!

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03-11-2015, 08:51 AM

Am auzit și eu o poantă care ține cu oltenii. Mira-m-aș: (no offence că n-am nic cu voi!)

Oltenia a declarat război Chinei. La Beijing se convoacă Consiliul de Securitate, disperați că nu știu unde-i Oltenia și că habar n-au cum să se pregătească. În cele din urmă, trimit un grup de oameni ca să afle mai multe informații. Aceștia ajung în zona cu pricina și văd o bătrânică așezată în fața casei:
Chinezii: aici e Oltenia?
Olteanca: da, mamă.
Chinezii: păi ne-ați declarat război. Câți sunteți?
Olteanca: vreo cinci milioane.
Chinezii: păi noi suntem un miliard și ...
Olteanca: aoleeeo, măi mamă și unde vă îngropăm atâția?!

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Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by D13g0 - 04-17-2011, 10:07 AM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 04-17-2011, 03:32 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Cryssalis - 04-17-2011, 03:45 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by D13g0 - 04-18-2011, 01:19 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Raducu' - 04-18-2011, 03:32 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Carnage - 04-18-2011, 04:09 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Raducu' - 04-18-2011, 05:46 PM

Bancuri - by Szekemri - 04-19-2011, 02:08 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Hiperboreanul - 12-15-2014, 01:01 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by D13g0 - 04-20-2011, 01:50 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Raven - 04-21-2011, 05:01 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 04-21-2011, 06:21 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Legend - 04-25-2011, 09:16 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by D13g0 - 04-26-2011, 10:34 AM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Legend - 04-29-2011, 10:06 AM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 04-29-2011, 11:23 AM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by D13g0 - 04-29-2011, 03:40 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Cryssalis - 04-29-2011, 04:25 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 04-30-2011, 12:58 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by D13g0 - 04-30-2011, 01:02 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Legend - 04-30-2011, 05:21 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 08-11-2011, 02:05 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Edg - 08-11-2011, 02:14 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 08-11-2011, 02:47 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Legend - 08-11-2011, 03:04 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 08-11-2011, 03:18 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Legend - 08-11-2011, 03:22 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 08-11-2011, 08:11 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Legend - 08-15-2011, 12:12 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 08-15-2011, 01:54 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Robi - 08-24-2011, 12:30 AM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 08-24-2011, 10:09 AM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Dastan - 09-03-2011, 09:40 AM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 09-03-2011, 04:06 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Legend - 09-03-2011, 04:14 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Dastan - 09-04-2011, 02:15 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 09-03-2011, 04:18 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Raducu' - 09-03-2011, 05:14 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Legend - 09-03-2011, 05:23 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 09-03-2011, 06:36 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Dastan - 09-03-2011, 09:28 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by g3orge13 - 09-03-2011, 10:09 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 09-06-2011, 07:29 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Dastan - 09-07-2011, 10:53 AM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by g3orge13 - 09-07-2011, 05:35 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Hegan - 09-07-2011, 10:07 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Dastan - 09-09-2011, 04:54 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 09-09-2011, 05:01 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Dastan - 09-15-2011, 04:07 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Zamolxis1 - 09-16-2011, 01:41 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by C8ilu - 09-16-2011, 04:32 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Zamolxis1 - 09-16-2011, 09:25 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by g3orge13 - 09-16-2011, 09:31 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Zamolxis1 - 09-16-2011, 09:44 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 09-19-2011, 04:05 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 09-23-2011, 10:26 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by g3orge13 - 09-23-2011, 10:31 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 09-23-2011, 11:09 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Zamolxis1 - 09-24-2011, 09:01 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Hegan - 10-19-2011, 08:23 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 10-23-2011, 03:27 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Raducu' - 11-25-2011, 11:22 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by g3orge13 - 10-25-2011, 12:38 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Raven - 10-26-2011, 03:50 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Warhell - 10-30-2011, 07:49 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 11-16-2011, 12:18 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by old nick - 11-16-2011, 07:32 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 11-19-2011, 04:42 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Legend - 11-19-2011, 05:04 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Carnage - 11-19-2011, 06:35 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Zamolxis1 - 11-19-2011, 08:38 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by g3orge13 - 11-25-2011, 11:25 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Szekemri - 11-26-2011, 03:05 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Carnage - 11-26-2011, 05:15 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Legend - 11-26-2011, 05:28 PM

RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Edg - 11-26-2011, 03:36 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Raducu' - 11-27-2011, 01:49 AM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Legend - 11-27-2011, 01:49 AM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Szekemri - 11-30-2011, 05:52 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by old nick - 11-30-2011, 06:05 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Szekemri - 11-30-2011, 06:12 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Zamolxis1 - 11-30-2011, 08:37 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by old nick - 12-02-2011, 01:06 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Szekemri - 12-02-2011, 01:10 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Robi - 12-02-2011, 02:28 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Zamolxis1 - 12-02-2011, 08:04 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Szekemri - 12-03-2011, 05:02 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Zamolxis1 - 12-03-2011, 08:56 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by old nick - 12-03-2011, 09:23 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Szekemri - 12-03-2011, 09:26 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Carnage - 12-03-2011, 09:26 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Zamolxis1 - 12-03-2011, 10:04 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Szekemri - 12-23-2011, 08:37 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Dastan - 12-25-2011, 06:35 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Szekemri - 02-14-2012, 08:32 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Szekemri - 04-19-2012, 07:08 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Warhell - 04-19-2012, 10:02 PM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Zamolxis1 - 04-20-2012, 09:11 AM

RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Warhell - 04-20-2012, 09:15 AM

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RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Szekemri - 07-15-2012, 01:02 PM

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